DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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