the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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