Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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