Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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