Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
organizing the empties. That sober.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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