hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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