life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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