I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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