butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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