Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
