he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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