I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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