I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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