why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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