Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize