she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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