I am puke
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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