Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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