You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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