I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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