I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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