at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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