they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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