Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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