I just gift wrapped bread.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just puked most of my soul out..
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