I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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