i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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