im having a threesome with these popsicles
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
