Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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