Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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