Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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