Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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