Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
