They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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