So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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