how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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