Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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