sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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