This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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