If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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