Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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