Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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