you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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