Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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