I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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