In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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