i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
