4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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