Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
She's JV to your varsity
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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