would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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