Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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