Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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