let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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