I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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