But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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