we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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