We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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